Thursday, September 8, 2011

BO vs. The Fly ! (A Special Jobs Speech Preview)

A cowboy  from   Texas    attended a social function where 
Barack  Obama was trying to gather support for his  Health Plan.  
When Obama discovered the  cowboy was from President Bush's 
home area, he  started to belittle him by talking in a southern 
drawl and single syllable  words.
As  he was doing that, he kept swatting at some  flies 
that were buzzing around his head. The  cowboy says, 
"Y'all havin' some problem with  them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking  and said, "Well, yes, if that's 
what they're  called, but I've never heard of circle  flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies,  "Circle flies hang around 
ranches. They're  called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of a  horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes  back to rambling.
But, a  moment later he stops and bluntly  asks,  
"Are you  calling me a horse's ass?"  
"No,  sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much  respect 
for the citizens of this country to call  their
president a horse's ass."
"That's a  good thing," Obama responds and 
begins rambling  on once more.
After a long pause, the  cowboy, in his best Texas drawl  says, 
"Hard  to fool them flies,  though."

18 comments:

  1. Great punch line. One of your best.

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  2. Damn smart flies eh? Good one Odie!

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  3. Opie, thanks, I post em, but I usually let someone else write them.

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  4. Randy, I've always disliked flies until this post.

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  5. You can fool some of the idiots all of the time, all of the idiots some of the time, but Texas flies and Conservatives none of the time...Great line Odie.

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  6. When I first saw this post on Google Reader I thought that dang fly was on my computer screen (it's not in a little box on reader.)

    We rather dislike flies around here but like you - we've changed our mind!

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  7. The circle forms an O.

    The flies around a horses ass got more hope and change than the American people did. So the edge goes to the horse, and its component parts.

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  8. The flies know a stinkhole when they smell one.

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  9. Bwwwwahhhhh, flies sure know their Sh*t when they see it.

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  10. Adrienne, thought you were goin to have to take that there new computer back I'll bet.

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  11. LL, is this where we ask the One to stop being a horses ass.

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  12. Bunni, you can't hid anything from circle flies.

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  13. Looks like a Texas blow fly! It show team up with the Kenyan dung beatle!

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