Friday, November 26, 2010

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day


WalMart of course !

 So is the first hog his wife? If you don’t ride a Harley, what else could it mean?
See kids, this is what is known as an oxymoron. A statement that contradicts itself.
 Wonder how difficult it is to pick out the driver of this vehicle inside a typical Wal-Mart?
 Wow, when the Wal-Mart deli says their chicken is fresh, they really mean it.
 Keep digging sweetheart, you’re bound to find it in there somewhere.
I completely understand ... stand back ... WalMart sells beer.

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY !
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17 comments:

  1. SupiNovember 26, 2010 at 5:48 AM

    The rooster is nervous that it might end up on truck.

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  2. AdrienneNovember 26, 2010 at 5:50 AM

    I was perusing the Black Friday pics on Yahoo. It actually makes me a bit nauseated. At least so far no one has gotten killed...

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 6:09 AM

    Supi, I'll bet he does better than all of the turkeys did yesterday.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    Adrienne, Not yet anyway, but then we'll have to watch the news tonight.

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  5. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveNovember 26, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    The rooster is lucky he did not run into the guy with the truck!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    Christopher, That could still happen. There's just a little room over the back of the raccoon.

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  7. Opus #6November 26, 2010 at 7:20 AM

    Odie, you never fail to entertain.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 7:32 AM

    Opie, thank you ma'am, it's my job and I enjoy it so well.

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  9. LLNovember 26, 2010 at 7:41 AM

    I've always wondered what would happen if went to Walmart, bought a bag of peanuts, pulled a lawn chair off the rack, sat down and just watched --- because my Walmart people are more or less the same.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    LL, I must say, if you do that you'll fit right in.

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  11. UnknownNovember 26, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    Over in WV, two good ol' boys--Billy Bob and Johnny Ray (I'm not making this up!) stole a riding shopping cart from Walmart and drove it to a local strip club. They were arrested--Alcohol Was Involved---DUH

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)November 26, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    Thanks Scott, I'll have to research that for a post. You got me ... I'm still laughing.

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  13. Amusing BunniNovember 26, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    HOw hilarious, Odie. Of course today is the perfect day for the morons of walmart post.
    I managed to avoid all of that mess. I didn't go shopping at all, which is a good thing.
    I hope your nite is great and you had lots of fun yesterday.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)November 27, 2010 at 6:43 AM

    Bunni, I avoid the Black Friday mess myself. A handsome guy like me could trampled and my good looks ruined.

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  15. UnknownNovember 29, 2010 at 8:06 AM

    I heared that redneck news on WWVA radio--"The Bloomdaddy Experience" if that helps your research.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)November 30, 2010 at 7:51 AM

    Scott, you've really peaked my interest now.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 10, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    That truck sure would look good with my hat.

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