First Political Bumper Sticker For 2016

There goes the neighborhood !

Thanks David !

A Trip to the Hospital

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman has sued St. Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Woosterman was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..."

Our Dog

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING

QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT 
HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT 
OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!

Thanks David !
 

NewsBusted 4/30/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Yes, It Still Matters Where You Put The Price Tag

Thanks Dan !

Yes, It Matters Where You Put The Price Tag ...

Thanks Dan !

Mail Order Brides ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

Yes, these are all mail order brides ... wow!

The Chive (LINK)

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 

It's Been Too Long ~ The WalMartians Are Back III

 He's a hit at parties ... or ho houses.

 Where the hell is that ... by cracky.

 Let me guess the outfit ... Is she kissing herself where
a flying dog has been.

 Let me guess, it's California and wonderland has
just lost their Alice's.

Clean up on aisle 5.

I was at one of Reno's 5 (yes five) Walmarts yesterday and
didn't see anything like these. 

Capture the fun at (LINK)

It's Been Too Long ~ The WalMartians Are Back II

 The daughter's shorts don't fit Mom.

 I'll bet you do lady .... um Sir.

 Sometimes you just don't feel like yourself.

 Go Grampa ... Grampas unite !

Have you seen Mable?

Yup, there's a site ... (LINK)

Hillbilly Bar

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and 

orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look 

up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to 

see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around 

here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the 

hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, 

I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. 

He's one of us."

Thanks David !