Brooke, WalMart Called . . . Your Photos Are Ready

 Brooke's Rule 5 Request Above.

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 10/09/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Wal-Mart Called . . . Your Photos Are Ready

Thanks David !

What is Couple Sex ?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working 

in the yard  and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a 

question, but  decided that if she's old enough to know to

ask the question, then she's old enough to get a 

straight answer.

Steering himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to 

tell her all  about human reproduction and the joys and 

responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking 

at him with her  mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, 

"Why did you  ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, 

"Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just  a couple secs. 

Thanks Dan !

Doesn't Fit ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 10/05/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

I'm enjoying a little R & R for a few days.

My visits to your blogs will not be

quite as frequent as usual. Reporting to

you from this secret location.

New Collection of Bumper Stickers ~ ah ah ah Edition

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New Collection of Bumper Stickers ~ Debate Edition

Thanks Dan !

NewsBusted 10/02/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

This Guy Walks into a Bar . . . .

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a 

robot bartender! 

The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, 

"What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, 

space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he 

goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, 

"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, 

the Saints and LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
so he thinks he will try it one more time. 

He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings 

him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"

Stolen From The Conservative Lady (LINK)