The Jogger

Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. 

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker 

standing on the same street corner, day after day.

 

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he 

approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between 

Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted 

to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street 

corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 

offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been 

doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation 

for the former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them 

past the corner, Bill became even more 

apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"

Thanks Hal