Thursday, March 10, 2016

They'rrrrreeee Baaaaack ... The Walmartians III


 Let's hope that Chewbacca's wife just got her hair 
done and is shopping for things to make for dinner 
at Walmart so Chew can come home to a hot meal.
 Clean up on aisle 4...
 Walmart: where you can get ideas for your nightmares.
 Dem eyebrows are so far off fleck.
 He wears the carcasses of his enemies as a warning 
to others not to make fun of his fuzzy boots.
That do just don't.

Thanks David
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6 comments:

  1. LLMarch 10, 2016 at 6:05 AM

    You would have to make wigs like those all on your own. Maybe out of old bed stuffing or something reclaimed?

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  2. SandeeMarch 10, 2016 at 6:41 AM

    Good grief. These are just so spot on. You can see anything in a Walmart and you will too.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)March 10, 2016 at 7:11 AM

    LL, this is another one of those answers that's way above my pay grade.

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  4. AdrienneMarch 10, 2016 at 7:14 AM

    That poor old guy thought he was just passing a bit of gas. Ugh. Don't they make pantie liners for guys?

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)March 10, 2016 at 7:14 AM

    Sandee, I was at Walmart picking up something I ordered from Walmart.com. The place was quite normal except for the over weight girl that helped me with her fly down.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)March 10, 2016 at 7:16 AM

    Adrienne, They sure do ... they're called pants.

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