Sunday, September 20, 2015

Home Security . . . .


Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker
off the front door.  We've disconnected our home alarm
system and quit our candy-ass  Neighborhood Watch.

Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in
the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of
ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland
Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching
the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month! 
Finally some return on our tax dollars!


Thanks David
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14 comments:

  1. Ron RussellSeptember 20, 2015 at 5:09 AM

    Damn, my kind of Joke! But my Rebel Flag ain't coming down even if I can save $50 a month!

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  2. SandeeSeptember 20, 2015 at 8:25 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  3. edutcherSeptember 20, 2015 at 8:37 AM

    You'd be safer with an AR-15, but, Hell, yes, that Rebel flag should come down and I'll take it off every one one of those shameless hussies myself.

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  4. stevebethereSeptember 20, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    LOL brilliant idea heheh!

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  5. Agent 54September 20, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    That's beating the Liberals at their own game.

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  6. Mike aka ProofSeptember 20, 2015 at 11:50 AM

    Your house is more secure than the Niner's offensive line, that's for sure!

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  7. messymimiSeptember 20, 2015 at 6:33 PM

    Heeheehee! You are safe now, all right!

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:16 PM

    Ron, OK!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:17 PM

    Sandee, Thank you very much.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:18 PM

    edutcher, so you like my little "Flag Poles".

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:19 PM

    Steve, Oughta work.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:19 PM

    Timothy, we deserve one once in awhile.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:20 PM

    Proof, don't remind me.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)September 21, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    messymimi, I have to be, they're all watching me.

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