Hug That Tree

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, 

liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece 

of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree 

on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a 

good view of the natural splendor of her land so she 

started to climb the big tree.
 

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl 

that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid 

down the tree to the ground and got many 

splinters in her crotch.
 

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a 

doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, 

a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get 

all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great 

patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room 

and he would see if he could help her.
 

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
 

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits 

from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest 

Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I 

could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' 

so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
 

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

Stolen from many at Facebook.