An elderly couple had just learned how to send text
messages on their
cell phones. The wife was a romantic
type and the husband was more of a
no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon while shopping the wife
decided to send
her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If
you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me
a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Stolen From Gordon At FaceBook
Trying something new from Sandee at Comedy Plus:
Trying something new from Sandee at Comedy Plus:
Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Odie. I linked you to my Silly Sunday post too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms in your life. :)
Sandee, Thank you for the link, and Happy Mother's Day over at your place.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeletejoeh, and I'll bet you can't wait to use it, huh.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, you just have to play the game.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, but of course.
ReplyDeleteGuess somethings are left better un-texted!
ReplyDeleteRon, but what's the fun in that.
ReplyDeletePerfect images you added with this story. Thanks for the laughs. Visiting from Silly Sunday.
ReplyDeleteLOL - this post hit home. For Mother's Day I bought my wife a new mobile phone with all the bells and whistles.
ReplyDeleteThe Kids are teaching her on how to spy on my internet activities... might have kick myself in the back side