~ AND ~
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Every day, a male employee walks up very close
to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops, inhales quite deeply and
He stops, inhales quite deeply and
says that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, the woman
can't stand it any more.
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources
and ask to file an harassment grievance against the guy.
The supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
"What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
"It's Frank, the midget.”
Thank You Trailbee !
Should a midget be 'penalized' for telling the truth? I think that the Little People's lobby needs to get involved in this.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha on both of them but especially the last one. That midget ending wasn't what I was expecting. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
LMAO funny in the first one she should have took that as a compliment seeings that his height was low :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfabulous week
stevierayv, Hoho
ReplyDeleteLL, Frank was only being honest.
ReplyDeleteSandee, pieces is pieces, parts is parts, hair is hair.
ReplyDeleteSteve, Poor Frank should sue for discrimination.
ReplyDeleteOdie,
ReplyDeleteDo you know the one about using Viagra to find OBL?
She should have been flattered!
ReplyDeleteIf it was a blind midget, he'd have asked for 2 pounds of haddock.
ReplyDeleteI guess she was rather short with Frank after that...
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much a truckload of viagra is worth?
ReplyDeleteToo bad I'm not a midget!
ReplyDeleteAOW, no, tell us about it.
ReplyDeleteRon, you and I agree on that.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, freshly showered haddock?
ReplyDeleteMadhat, it was inevitable.
ReplyDeleteMR, what do you want?
ReplyDeleteMR, that scooter puts you at about the right height doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteThe joke goes like this....
ReplyDeleteI know how to find OBL.
Let's sprinkle Viagra all over those hills and caves in Afghanistan.
We'll find OBL when the little prick stands up.
AOW, what a great idea.
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