Sunday, March 16, 2014

A FARMER'S LOGIC



You know there are so many TV channels, 
each one starved for new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter 
seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged 
for an interview with a farmer who might have some t
heories on the matter.


This “TRUE” interview went as follows:


The lady reporter:  “I am here to collect information on 
the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?”


The farmer stared at the reporter and said?  
“Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only 
once a year”?


Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):  “Well, sir, that's a 
new piece of information but what's the relation between 
this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”


Farmer:  “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”


Reporter:  “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what 
about getting to the point?”


Farmer:  “I am getting to the point, Miss.”  “Just imagine, 
if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only 
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?”


THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...

Thanks Dan !

8 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. So that's the scoop on mad cow disease. Who knew?

    I linked you up to Silly Sunday. This certainly qualifies and then some.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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  2. Sandee, thank you for that. I was sick last night and I'm getting a slow start this morning.

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  3. Well, there's mad and there's mad...

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  4. Edutcher, I be mad mad mad I tell you.

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  5. That puts a new spin on it for sure.

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  6. Ron, see! Didn't even taste like peppermint this time.

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