This morning I was beaten up by a woman ...
I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.
I was staring at her boobs, when she said,
I was staring at her boobs, when she said,
"would you please press 1"..?
So I did.
I don't remember much afterwards.
So I did.
I don't remember much afterwards.
Other Sticky fingered Rule 5 ers:
I always press 2...
ReplyDeleteRandy, it's harder for them to turn away the way.
ReplyDeleteThat last one needs to sue her surgeon.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I think he sewed himself in there.
ReplyDeleteYikes, that last one is way, way, way too busty. Is that even possible for you guys? I'm thinking probably not.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
You don't just press, you have to rub a little, too.
ReplyDeleteim-press-ive
ReplyDeletethanks for the "holy cow Batman" moment
I'm with Sandee on this one. 8 to 5 says that little blue strap slices through her neck from the weight.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it is tough to understand women.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I think that last question of yours lost something in the translation.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, hey it's all good.
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, that's udderly ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteProof, strap?
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, did exactly as she asked.
ReplyDeleteI press one whenever I can.
ReplyDeleteLL, I aim for two
ReplyDeleteThat top babe really gets around.
ReplyDeleteRon, I invite her to all of my events.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the bazongas, linked here
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RR, It's the least I can do.
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