One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law
a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift
I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…
Thank Dan !
I tell that first one a lot, but not always about my MIL.
ReplyDeleteMr. watch out that can be dangerous.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the one about the broken hearted tractor salesman?
ReplyDeleteHe got a John Deere letter.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I like then both.
ReplyDeleteHave a fantastic Silly Sunday. :)
Those are great buddy. Reminds me of the time shortly after I got married and was planning a trip to Acapulco with the guys from the office. My wife asked could she go, I replied, "honey that would be like taking a ham sandwich to a smorgasbord"! That's when I got kicked out of the house.
ReplyDeleteI got to watch out for those. Someday, I'll be a mother-in-law to. Haha! ;o)
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you for a smile, Odie. Thanks. Have a nice Sunday.
ReplyDeleteLOL thanks for the laugh :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfastic Sunday
So close and yet, not really.
ReplyDeleteWomen are sooooo touchy.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend in college who was into street performance. He would snatch auto parts out of the air, anything you could throw at him: spark plugs, fenders, transaxles, even an engine block, and he would deftly snatch it out of the air an lay it gently at his feet.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a kid threw a disc pad at him, hit him in the head and knocked him out cold. When he came to, they asked him what happened?
"Sorry, man! I can't catch a brake!"
o.k. those were very funny lol
ReplyDeleteWell, Odie... it's true. The votes have been tallied -- I liked yesterday's post A WHOLE LOT MORE than today's.
ReplyDelete(Nothing wrong with today's material -- there was just SOMETHING about yesterday's that really made me take notice.)
Opie, No I didn't. Oh Deere.
ReplyDeleteSandee, you show good sense.
ReplyDeleteRon, that sounds painful.
ReplyDeleteAbelle, Oh no, I hope I didn't ruin it.
ReplyDeleteLady, that's my job.
ReplyDeleteSteve, thanks, you too.
ReplyDeleteTimothy, closer?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, you've noticed too.
ReplyDeleteOh Proof, take a break dude.
ReplyDeleteLucky Lady, Glad you enjoyed. Welcome to Woodsterman.
ReplyDeleteMarine, You show Manly sense.
ReplyDeleteAll I want to know is...Who did you call???
ReplyDeleteScotty, A young lady that helped.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't poll the audience...
ReplyDeleteRace, now that gives me an idea.
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