Saturday, July 27, 2013

Cows, Butts, and Golf ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, 
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at 
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle We went to look for them and while I was looking around I 
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf 
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of 
the cow's fannyStill holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
''I don't remember much after that"

The Babes . . .


OH BOY ... I love my job!

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15 comments:

  1. LLJuly 27, 2013 at 7:21 AM

    This is an off-beat blog posting (even for the Woodsterman). I'll file it under, "things not to suggest to the little lady".

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  2. SandeeJuly 27, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    Yep, I know what happened to that guy. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    The babes didn't do a thing for me Odie.

    Have a fabulous weekend. ☺

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  3. Opus #6July 27, 2013 at 8:45 AM

    I would complain about the cow parts, but as I put up baboon parts once, I have no standing.

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  4. mystere's moonbat slayer clubJuly 27, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    Keep it up Woodsterman! We need moonbat slayers like you! California isn't dead yet!

    Mr. E

    mystere's moonbat slayer club, mystere's moonbat spanker

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  5. edutcherJuly 27, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    Context is everything.

    I'm sure Mrs Odie can fill in the nuances.

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  6. SupiJuly 27, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    It isn't snails...

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    LL, no golfing?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    Sandee, sorry about the babes, but did you like the cows?

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:38 PM

    Opie, just trying to make a living here ... Oh wait, I do this for free? Where's my f***ing agent?

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:39 PM

    Mystere, Are you sure about California. There are just too many libs trying to kill her.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Edutcher, Mrs. Odie can do anything. She just refuses to put it on the internet.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)July 27, 2013 at 5:41 PM

    Supi, snails lol lol lol. Yes your post did WIG me out.

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  13. Ron RussellJuly 28, 2013 at 7:24 AM

    OOPS! He should have been "fore"warned!

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)July 28, 2013 at 9:24 AM

    Ron ... go to your room!

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  15. Reaganite IndependentAugust 2, 2013 at 10:00 AM

    Utterly appalling- and linked!

    Here's a few you wouldn't turn your back on...

    ~Incarcerated Beauty~

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