A Blond ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.

 Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he 

thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. 

Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first 

passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, 

"little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little 

girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".

 Next they passed a little boy
who was also crying. And they again asked, 

"little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" 

and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."

 Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, 

"why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde 

said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

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Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger