Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Translations of California Euphemisms


Translations of California Euphemisms:




   
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20 comments:

  1. Randy-gJuly 13, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    Its all spot on Odie, how the hell can you put up with it out there? I realize the northern part where your at is nothing like the liberal mecca of the Bay area but good God Cali is off the rails.

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  2. USA_AdmiralJuly 13, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Aren't all liberals Non-viable tissue masses?

    As Randy said, Spot on.

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  3. SupiJuly 13, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    My favorite is "Accepted Facts". It quite often it is Horse Muffins.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    Randy, this would be really funny if it weren't so true.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    Admiral, it's the land controlled by the unthinking.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    Supi, welcome to the land of horse muffins.

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  7. UnknownJuly 13, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    I think that I will go out and conduct some stump removal, give someone an attitude adjustment, then go deal with some sheep killers. Must be a full lovely day in Texas. To the point as always Odie!

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  8. UnknownJuly 13, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    And good luck with that 31 county cesession thing.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Scott ... sad but true!

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Scott, I'm working for a one county cession.

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  11. Opus #6July 13, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    WAY too accurate!

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  12. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveJuly 13, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Still looking for employment in Texas,,,,,,,

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  13. Otis P. DriftwoodJuly 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    I see we're being highly euphemistic today.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Opie, WAY too right you are.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Christopher, good luck with that. You have a great chance because about 20 companies a month go there from California. California politicians just don't get it.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)July 13, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Otis, but of course.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    That's one of your best. I can imagine Texan, and the Nimrod.

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  18. MadhatJuly 13, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Well, being from Texas, nice to have a little translation dictionary...

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)July 14, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    Trestin, you mean Calinimrod?

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)July 14, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Madhat, I'm glad I could help.

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