Sunday, October 29, 2023

Funday Brings You The Blind Marine

 


 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

6 comments:

  1. Haha.
    Now days I have to wonder if the 6 footer was all woman... ;)
    Thank you, Odie.
    You all be safe and God bless.

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    1. LindaG, they can be. Where else would you find her but in a Blonde Babe Biker Bar.

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  2. Nifty. And, yes, there are some strapping girls who really are girls out there. America's been producing them for centuries (you have to admit, we do good work).

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  3. ... and promptly took a little beating; was proud of it; & got a Jack on the house.

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