Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Cannibal



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came 
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked 
over the menu....


 Tourist:      $5.00
 Broiled  Missionary:     $10.00
 Fried  Explorer:           $15.00
 Democrat Baked or Grilled:   $100.00                         


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
 "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


Thanks David
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10 comments:

  1. EdwardMay 31, 2018 at 3:17 AM

    I'd say they're not just full of shit but close to 100% shit; so, you'd have to clean at least 20 to get one small serving.

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  2. edutcherMay 31, 2018 at 3:19 AM

    Odie for the win.

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  3. SandeeMay 31, 2018 at 6:17 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

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  4. CurmudgeonMay 31, 2018 at 8:12 AM

    Oh Lawdy. That there was funny! Still gigglesnorting.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)May 31, 2018 at 9:16 AM

    Edward, yeah, but would you really want to eat one?

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)May 31, 2018 at 9:17 AM

    edutcher, drum roll please!

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)May 31, 2018 at 9:18 AM

    Sandee, disgusting thought, huh.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)May 31, 2018 at 9:19 AM

    Curmudgeon, I hope without coffee.

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  9. AdrienneMay 31, 2018 at 11:42 AM

    The catfish of the human menu.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)June 1, 2018 at 7:46 AM

    Adrienne, well when live and feed on the bottom . . . . . . .

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