An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with
frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent.
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here,
and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these
pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my
silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that
we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Thanks Dan
Every once in awhile we like to share a slice of life from the Goodstuff family. Last night Pinko (the commie dog) let rip a stinker. However, the rest of the family blame my ass. I had to explain that it could not be me that fouled the air.
ReplyDeleteYou see, my farts smell like roses. Whereas, Bipole (the crazy dog) replied "It is evident that you are suffering from some sort of olfactory dysfunction, or are completely delusional.
BTW - Olfactory hallucinations are not unheard of in individuals suffering from mental health disorders."
It's a Gas
GOODSTUFF, mine smell like daisies.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday. Good one.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Sandee, thank you soooo much!
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one! I told it to my wife and she spewed her drink across the room! LOL
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