Beer!

A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar 

and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.
 

Woman: I see you drink beer.
 

Man: Yup
 

Woman: How many beers a day?
 

Man: Usually about 3
 

Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
 

Man: About $5.00 including the tip
 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
 

Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
 

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which 

puts your spending each month at $450.
So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
 

Man: Yup.
 

Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting 

for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, 

correct?
 

Man: Yup.
 

Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, 

that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings 

account and, after accounting for compound interest for the 

past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
 

Woman: No.
 

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Thanks Bob