Monday, June 24, 2019
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Oooooh Teacher ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Thank You Evi L. Bloggerlady for the great idea. (LINK)
Other Sexy Student Rule 5 ers:
Friday, June 21, 2019
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Last Will and Testament
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak.
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says: "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.
The wife replies, "The a$$hole has a paper route"...
Thanks David
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
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