A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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Johnny's gonna get decked soon.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I like Johnny. He reminds me of us.
ReplyDeleteWant to see a knockout of a math major? Look up Rachel Riley, an Oxford graduate in Mathematics (or Maths, as the Brits say). She's been on TV for the last 11 years working on "Countdown" game show and comedy version called "8 Out of 10 Cats do Countdown".
ReplyDeletedated a teacher once. she asked me to pick her up after school one day. so I sit, in the parking lot, blasting Van Halen's "hot for teacher" until she comes out. I was never allowed to pick her up again.
ReplyDeleteMy 4th grade teacher - Miss Ida Tapdat...
ReplyDeleteUnknown, I looked her up and she is indeed a knockout.
ReplyDeleteAllen, how very uncool of her. I also dated one also while she Student Taught. Very pretty and smart, but had bad taste in men.
ReplyDeleteJoe, My fourth grade teacher as well.
ReplyDeleteNone of my teachers looked like those back in the day. Most wore cat eye rimmed glasses, had beehive hairdos, were near 70, and mean. Ten years after I graduated high school the school system started to hire Victoria Secrets models.
ReplyDeleteJeffery, sounds like you just missed out. I remember back in the day (Fourth Grade) my hormones just started working because of that most beautiful teacher I've ever had.
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