Art of the Deal ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Age Discrimination at the Dealership....

 

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

 

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $155,000 asking price," said the older man.

 

"Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $130,000 to the lovely young lady there.

You insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

 

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

 

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man...

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price....

See you later, dad."

 Thanks Dan

Other Car Loving Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Funnerest Friday

I would do as he says!

Thanks Facebook Friends!

Thilly Thursday

Sorry folks about my being scarce. I've been trying to get

a workable inventory for our shows this summer, but my

babysitting duties have me doubly busy. So, the thing that

always suffers is my visits to your blogs. 

Don't give up on me ....... 

 

Damn, I do love a nasty girl.

Wednesday What Did You Say?

Thanks Facebook Buddies

Great State Road Signs

 

Two Great State Road Signs

We need to see more of these! 

 Thanks Hal

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LV

Unpaid Babysitters

Frequent Gas

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Thanks Dan

Cougar Sighting ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

North  Dakota Wildlife shot by National Geographic                                               
         
         A  cougar sleeping in a tree.         
         This  was taken in Theodore Roosevelt National Park .         
         They  look pretty harmless when they're asleep don't they?

YOU  have nothing to worry about. . .they prey  on younger men...!!     
     You  are Safe

 Thanks Dan!

Other Hunting Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

 

Signage . . . .

Thanks Brig! (LINK)