Coming To A Bathroom Near You

Thanks David

NewsBusted 7/15/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

R&R Lazy Posting

I have a confession to make. I've been in Reno for

the last few days. I've been busy having fun. As

you read this I'm more likely home now and

much more blog dedicated.

I have the Mooshell photo above blank if anyone wants it

for fun. You will find it in my Funny Political Photos page.

Monday Morning Shorts Because I Got Off To A Slow Start

I know it isn't Wednesday, but I could wait to share.

Levels Of Stress

You pick up a hitchhiker...   A beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and 

you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
 

congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed,

The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

And probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

Thanks Dan

"Stay!" ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A
"DOG PERSON" OR A BRUNETTE
TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY


“Stay!”
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping 

center and rolled down the car windows
to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

 

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted 

to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger 

at the car and saying emphatically,

"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"


The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, 

gave me a strange look and said, 

(this is going to hurt read on)

"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"

Thank You Trailbee!

Other Dog Lover Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
Grumpy Patriot
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change

 

Short and Sour

Ain't real life grand.

An American History Lesson

Thanks David

NewsBusted 7/09/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

A BILLION

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
But one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A..
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B..
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C..
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D..
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E..
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
was asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
To rebuild New Orleans.   Interesting number...
What does it mean?

A..
Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans 
(every man, woman and child)
You each get $516,528

B..
Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C..
Or... If you are a family of four...
Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C.

HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax 
State Income Tax 
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax 
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell
'politicians'!

And I still have to
Press '1'  for English.

I hope this goes around   the
U S A
At least 100 times

What the hell has happened to our    country?????