Thursday Odds and Ends

 Internet Dating

Thank You David and Brighid

NewsBusted 5/14/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

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Hashtags "R" Us

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A GI's Fears

Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. Soldier.

She asked if,as an American fighting man, anything scared him.

 He told her there were only three things he feared:


1)  Osama

 2)  Obama

 And

3)  Yo Mama

 THE NEW BURGER KING

Thanks Dan!

On This Special Day . . .

Curmudgeon over at Political Clown Parade has a way

of putting most things she does perfectly like no one 

else can. So with her help, I'd like to wish all of you

beautiful ladies a Happy Mother's Day.

Text Message

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text 

messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic 

type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon while shopping the wife decided to send 

her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: 

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are 

laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me 

a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, 

send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: 

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 Stolen From Gordon At FaceBook

Trying something new from Sandee at Comedy Plus:
  

Chip'n Duds ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

For the Ladies!

Other Rule 5 ers Not Brave Enough To Post This:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change

Talent Show ...

World War II and ObamaCare

Stolen From Mr. Always on Watch:

Mister Always of Watch (LINK)