Oh Nurse (3) ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

 

Oh, Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power 

Thanks Dan !

A WACKO'S BUCKET LIST IV

A death-defying act by Eskil Rønningsbakken in Norway

 Alex Honnold at Yosemite

 Now imagine if you dropped your phone down there.

 Glacierboarding

 Bike trail on the Cliffs of Moher

Thanks Dan !

A WACKO'S BUCKET LIST III

Vintage climbing photo taken from Gaston Rébuffat's book

 Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls

 Blake Aldridge dives 29 metres from the rock monolith 
during the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series in Portugal

 Climbing Mt. Wellington

 On the Edgewalk in Toronto

Thanks Dan !

NewsBusted 8/06/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Ammo Is Getting Scarce !

This morning I lucked out and was able 

to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, 

but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous 

blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned 

in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, 

"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested 

in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
 

 "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Thanks David !

$2.99 SPECIAL

*If you are a senior you will understand this one, if
                 you deal with seniors, this should help you understand
                 them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet. *
                *God willing, someday you will be. *

                 *The 2.99 Special *

 
                 *We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
                 'seniors' special' *
                 *was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. *
                 *'Sounds good,'my wife said. *
                 *'But I don't want the eggs.' *
                 *'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 *
                 *because you're ordering a la carte,' *
                 *the waitress warned her. *
                 *'You mean I'd have to pay *
                 *for not taking the eggs?' *
                 *my wife asked incredulously. *
                 *'YES!' stated the waitress. *
                 *'I'll take the special then,' *
                 *my wife said. *
                 *'How do you want your eggs?' *
                 *the waitress asked. *
                 *'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. *
                 *She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. *
                 *DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS! *
                 *WE'VE been around the block more than once! *
                 *Send this to the Seniors in your life. *
                 *I'm sure they'll appreciate it! *
                 *Even non-seniors will appreciate it *

Thanks Dan!

A WACKO'S BUCKET LIST II

 British climber John Roberts in South Africa

 Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

Extreme picnicking

 Extreme skiing at Grand Targhee, Wyoming

 Skywalking on Mount Nimbus in Canada

Tree camping in Germany

Thanks for the Wacky time Dan!

Toilet Paper ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

BUTT OF COURSE THE TOILET PAPER DRESS

Butt of course, Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power

Oh Boy, More Cool Pictures . . .

Happy Caturday Dan!

A WACKO'S BUCKET LIST . . . .

 Cliff Camping

 Skywalking in the Alps

 Portaledge camping at Yosemite

Climbing Redwoods

Sitting on the Trolltunga rock in Norway

Jumping on the Trolltunga rock in Norway

Thanks Dan!