$2.99 SPECIAL

*If you are a senior you will understand this one, if
                 you deal with seniors, this should help you understand
                 them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet. *
                *God willing, someday you will be. *

                 *The 2.99 Special *

 
                 *We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
                 'seniors' special' *
                 *was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. *
                 *'Sounds good,'my wife said. *
                 *'But I don't want the eggs.' *
                 *'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 *
                 *because you're ordering a la carte,' *
                 *the waitress warned her. *
                 *'You mean I'd have to pay *
                 *for not taking the eggs?' *
                 *my wife asked incredulously. *
                 *'YES!' stated the waitress. *
                 *'I'll take the special then,' *
                 *my wife said. *
                 *'How do you want your eggs?' *
                 *the waitress asked. *
                 *'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. *
                 *She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. *
                 *DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS! *
                 *WE'VE been around the block more than once! *
                 *Send this to the Seniors in your life. *
                 *I'm sure they'll appreciate it! *
                 *Even non-seniors will appreciate it *

Thanks Dan!