Mystery solved . . .
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me, son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the $hit out of them first."
Thanks David !
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
Now That I Think About It . . . .
"Let's see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal,
put on my new Obama T-shirt, grab my 9mm and hold up
a convenience store."
New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots.
These Are Actual Police Photos.
Just think about this for a second:
Did you ever see anyone arrested wearing a Bush T-shirt,
or for you older guys, an Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan,
or even Nixon, or Bob Dole shirt.
There MUST be a message here,
There MUST be a message here,
but I can't quite grasp it.
Sunday, March 4, 2012
YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID
Nary a woman in sight.
Probably taking the pictures !
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!?
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!?
Coming back up...coming...coming...
Coming...almost there!
Ooops !
I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck!
Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!
Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!
Ok, we got the car.. let's get the other
wrecker now!?
Oooh Crap !!!
See ... your day wasn't so bad after all !
Thanks Dan !
Saturday, March 3, 2012
A Real Rule 5 From Woodsterman Again ?
Remember from the last "Real Rule 5" post I said I'd
bring you who I thought was the most beautiful
woman in the world. Here she is:
Faith Hill
I love that smile !
Friday, March 2, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Sunday, February 26, 2012
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