Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Top 12 Reasons
Top 12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything
*When people cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP12"...*
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will
do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to
protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice
caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions
of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a
right to free health care, education, and Social Security
benefits at my expense.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest,
most wonderful country in the world, I was promised
"HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted
up my ASS it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
The Definition of DUI
Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck.
The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept
driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more
beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that
you are carrying a stop light? (I wonder if the light was green?)
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard,
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard,
with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and
the bumper bent around it.
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.
Now that's what you call drunk driving!
"Life's tough....
It's even tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne
"Life's tough....
It's even tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
NewsBusted 11/4/11 ~ NewsBusters.org
Hey boys and girls, dudes and dudettes, it's that time
of year again. We just got close to a foot of snow over
night. I wouldn't normally care, but I have to travel
west over Donner Summit. I'm getting my truck serviced
and then traveling on to Sacramento to the yearly
Woodworking Show. This special event is almost as
much fun as Christmas to a woodworker. I also have
hotel reservations I would probably have to pay even
if I didn't show up.
So, I've preposted tomorrows blog entry, and I probably
can't visit you as much as I like to. Now it's time to get out
there and clean up that snow. It's really light and fluffy,
so it should go quickly.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
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