SHOT !

Polk County , Florida Sheriff
You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no
negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into
you...PERIOD.



An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a
routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.  A
state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he took a
shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  They hit the guy 68
times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot
the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  "Because that's all the
ammunition we had."  Now, is that just about the all-time greatest
answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet
wounds in his body, he simply replied:  (BEST QUOTE of 2009) . . . "When
you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

How About Some More BUMPER STICKERS

NewsBusted 6/28/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . IV

 Have you heard of "Penis Envy"? This is similar . . .

 Cute doesn't always make up for stupid.

 Oldster . . . I feel your pain!

I saved the best for last . . .
Stopsign, I didn't use yours, I had a better one.

Thanks David and Stopsign (H/T)

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . III

 See the "S" under his knee? That stands for "Stupid".

 YUP! Plastic melts over an open flame.

 Don't worry folks ... I think this a "Doggy break / traffic jam" . . . OR

 Hey Buddy !

Have you ever seen a dog chase his tail?
This is what happens if he were to catch it.

Thanks David and Stopsign (H/T)

I Ran Into an Old Friend of Ours Today . . .

He was one of my first followers, and I followed him back

to his blog. He is probably the single biggest reason I know

most of you. I've known him for two years but until today

we had never met. He is the one that is most responsible

for my hunger for your Conservative Blogs. 

You all know him as Nickie Goomba, and he'd been

threatening to visit me at one of our Arts and Craft Shows.

Nickie, thank you and I wish We'd had a lot more time.

How about some BUMPER STICKERS . . .

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 6/24/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . II

This time of year my schedule is quite full as some

of you know. This weekend is our first show of the

season. This morning will be the most hectic of all

the days, as we'll be trying to get the kinks out.

Everything will be preposted, but the rub will be I

might have to leave before "NewsBusters" posts. 

If I can't post it this morning, I'll try this evening.

Have a good weekend all, and wish me and our

economy luck.

 "Let's see how fast we need to go before he takes off."

 "OK, I'm ready for that hard right turn ahead."

 "OK, tighten up the wench line and my foot will get er out."

 Now that's a LINEMAN !

Is this one off those great redneck inventions?

Thank You David and Stopsign (H/T)

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . .

 I'm singin' in the rain ....

 Officer, it's right here in my . . .

 Hey Lady !

This is nothin', wait til they come back and they're full.

 Who had the tape measure last?

Thank You David and Stopsign (H/T)