Rule 5 ... Woodsterman Style

HOW THE WORD BOOB WAS INVENTED

Only a male engineer would come up with this one.

Makes sense to me . . . . OR

We thank Scarlett Johansson for the layman's demonstration:

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Thank You Scarlett ( H/T ) for the help with the Demo.

NewsBusted 6/10/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ...

Thanks David !

If Women Ruled The World ...

NewsBusted 6/7/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

A Mobile Device Friendly Blog ~ How-To

Being a new iPhone user, I've found it a bit awkward

to visit some of your sites. Moving that little screen

all around is cumbersome. Blogger gives us the ability

to make our blogs mobile friendly. The visitor can't

see your sidebar, but they can see that when they visit

with their computer.

Some of you are aware I have many blogs. Three of

which are blog how-to blogs. I have many such videos

as this at Woodsterman Practice to help you with your

own blog designs.

I want to thank USA Admiral for making me aware

of the mobile version of blogger ~ H/T Admiral

UPDATE: As Euripides would say, "Dang !" 
I forgot I have "Blogger in Draft" and this feature is a
"Beta" feature. That means I get to try it before yous guys.
I had the new "Designer Templates" and "Pages" before
you. This blog is in a group that tests new stuff for Google.
If you wish to be in "Blogger in Draft" just click the tab
in your Dashboard as shown in the screen-shot below.

I recommend it because you get to try neat stuff that
isn't available to everyone. Sorry for the confusion, and
thank you Opie (H/T) for bringing it to my attention.

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Wow, it's been along time ... Below shows a box at the bottom
of dashboard that you click on for "Blogger in Draft".

Under "Tools and Resources" above. Mine doesn't list
it because I'm using it. I created a new blog and address
so I could show you this.


This next photo shows a box that appears at the top that
you need to check to so it's the default. 

I'm so sorry if I've confused you. I'm going to redo this video
to reflect the blogger in draft information. I've had blogger in
Draft so long, I forgot you might need it to apply this template.

English as a Second Language

It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this 

little misunderstanding because English isn't 

his native language.

About ten years ago, Arnold told Maria that 

the housekeeper wanted a raise.

Maria said, "Screw her."

Any simple-minded semi-literate Austrian 

could have made the same mistake, right?

Thanks David !

The Vasectomy ... Woodsterman Style

 

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'


'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , 

Arkansas , Mississippi , Illinois and all of Washington DC.

NewsBusted 6/3/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Just Too Cute !