Hunter Remains in Critical Condition After Farting in Sleeping Bag
A Wyoming hunter remains in critical condition after authorities say he farted inside his sleeping bag sometime early Thursday morning and failed to establish adequate ventilation.
According to witnesses, the man had eaten two gas-station burritos, a bag of spicy pork rinds and what he described as most of a can of chili before climbing into a zero degree mummy-style sleeping bag and completely zipping himself inside.
Problems reportedly began around 2:17 a.m.
“He basically Dutch-ovened himself,” said fellow hunter Randy Wilkins. We heard him moving around in there, then everything got quiet. That’s when we knew something wasn’t right.
The man was eventually removed from the sleeping bag after another hunter cut a small ventilation hole near his feet with a pocketknife.
Three members of the hunting party were evaluated at the scene after attempting to help.
The sleeping bag was left behind.
Authorities say it is considered a total loss.
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