Friday, August 12, 2022

Crocodile Farm

 


When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;

-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.

Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;

-We have a brave winner.

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;

-I didn't jump, someone pushed me!

His wife smiled ...

Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."

6 comments:

  1. Oldie with a swimming pool and a black guy.

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  2. I could never do something like that for money..
    New to me though, Odie, thank you. :)
    You all be safe and God bless!

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  3. And by that, let me clarify I would never do that.

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