Wednesday, June 22, 2022

The Cowboy


(For the Ladies)

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time..."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. (I know, a tear is coming to my eye too)
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though...."

Thanks Sonia

12 comments:

  1. Good one Odie and love the cowboy. He's hot. Thank you for that.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ♥

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  2. Hahahahaha! Thank you, Odie. :-)
    You all be safe and God bless.

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    1. LindaG, This is the make-up for Saturday for the guys.

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  3. The girls (above) seem to appreciate it.

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  4. I married into a Southern Baptist Minister's Daughter and I didn't stop drinking an occasional beer and even had shine in the freezer, my wife was ok with that and knew I believed in moderation. Never got drunk.

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    1. Well, not once oy a beer while I was with her. I haven't gotten in a bender for over 20 years. I enjoy a beer or two, or a good snort of shine, but not being stupid drunk.

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    2. Cederq, I do tie one on a couple of times a year. Stupid drunk ... NO! It's usually when the motorhome is set up a few hundred feet from the casino.

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