Friday, December 17, 2021

Wedding Night

 


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly ... I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good  thing to try.

So ... on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on!

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large.  They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.  I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.  She said, 'Here, you try on mine!

Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

10 comments:

  1. So Mike's mother had a chat with Karen...

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  2. You never let her think she's the boss.

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  3. Get up, walk out, get an annulment the next day....... See, women are like cross town buses... There will be another along in a minute.

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    1. Ritchie P, so you're still looking for the right one?

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    2. On the contrary, I've been with the right one for 32 years.

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    3. Ritchie P, why does that surprise me ... LOL?

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  4. friend of mine, made his new wife watch while he masturbated, then raised up his hand, looked her in the eye, and said, 'as long as i got this, i really dont need you.''
    lawyers were involved soon after

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    1. ron, and she replies, "As long as I have 'this' I can get any man."

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