The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."
Thanks Charles
I hadn't heard that one in a long time, but a flat out loud laugh was the result. It's always good to have a few laughs before the crap of the day starts.
ReplyDeletePaul V, that's why I post at 2:00 am PDT. Even the east coast gets it a 5:00 am to start their day right.
DeleteOy!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, yes.
DeleteYou know, sometimes the cure is worse than the disease!
ReplyDeleteProof, you gottsta treat them lips.
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