Wednesday, January 23, 2019

One Wish



I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

 I wish to live “forever”, I said.

 “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

 “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”

 “Your crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

 Thanks Jim
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6 comments:

  1. edutcherJanuary 23, 2019 at 5:53 AM

    And here I thought his wish would be for her negligee to slide off.

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  2. SandeeJanuary 23, 2019 at 8:41 AM

    That's a good wish. You are very crafty.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

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  3. KidJanuary 23, 2019 at 8:42 AM

    Saw where that was going :)

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2019 at 10:16 AM

    edutcher, you and I think alike. We're a couple of old leches.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2019 at 10:17 AM

    Sandee, anything to live forever ... unless there's a revolution.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)January 23, 2019 at 10:18 AM

    Kid, you sound old for your age.

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