2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit…
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Other Ta Ta Loving Rule 5 ers:
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
Thanks Dan and Hal
The girl in the white wife beater shirt would do just fine.
ReplyDeleteLoved the funnies. The girls not so much. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
MadJack, getting kind of choosy in your old age.
ReplyDeleteSandee, at least I got it half right.
ReplyDeleteThe first one.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely.
and your one about bust size can be expanded.
Guys may say they're leg men, chest men, whatever, but, when she's within arm's reach, there isn't a guy breathing who isn't an anything-I-can-get-my-hands-on man.
edutcher, yes .........
ReplyDeleteOk, about busts, yes. But not the beer analogy. Heineken is a liberal beer, and you'll never catch me grabbing for THAT.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I am a tit man! Nuff said!
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