A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending
a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed
freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout
the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the
first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward
her and she exclaimed:
"OH!! Limp pricks!"
a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed
freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout
the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the
first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward
her and she exclaimed:
"OH!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenniums
that morphed into " Olympics".
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The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Oh! Limp pricks! You slay me Odie. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, That's why I'm here, but I had help.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I will never think of the Olympics in the same way again. Thanks Odie.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I've done my job then.
ReplyDeleteSlave girls...if they look like that, I'll break out my wallet.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. Okay, that was a nice twist indeed.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺
That sheds much needed light on the subject.
ReplyDeleteLL, I only need a couple more myself.
ReplyDeleteSandee, they come here from far and wide to see these posts. Isn't it great to have a leg up on them?
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, Just consider this another chapter towards your complete edumacation.
ReplyDelete"Gedophamee" Is that a word you hear a lot, Odie?
ReplyDeleteThey weren't trying hard enough.
ReplyDeleteNow I know the rest of the story--wonder why Paul Harvey never told that one.
ReplyDeleteProof, yea but isn't it usually 4 words.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, a guy can fight that stuff huh.
ReplyDeleteRon, We'll all have to ask him the next time we see him.
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