Alligator Shoes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, 

but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors 

were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude 

of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just 

go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes 

at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll 

luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, 

set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he 

spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, 

shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly 

toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great 

deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. 

The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, 

she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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