"C" String ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

I couldn't believe when I came here to answer

comments there was no new post for today.

Yup, the old Woodsterman blew it. It must 

be because of those custom orders I'm trying

to get out. It is after all that time of year when

everyone thinks they have a better idea than

me. How can that be.

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

That's Talent ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 9/28/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Now Let's Hear From An Obama Voter . . .

Two-o For-o Tuesday-o

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 9/25/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Hi Dudes and Dudettes,  Mrs. Woodsterman and I

are taking a little R and R for a couple of days. It's one

of those "Have Motorhome Will Gamble" trips. Yes

we're in Reno at an RV park of a fancy casino. So far

they're winning, But I have faith. 

The internet at this place is sometimes suspect, but hey

it's an RV park right. I preposted tomorrow, but it ain't

easy doing Jodi's bits. It took awhile, but here she is.

Mucho Posto Mondayo

Above is stolen from Lee at Vanden Brinks Blog (LINK)

Thanks Dan !

This is a salute to Jan at Diogenes' Middle Finger.
Happy "Fishnet Friday" on Monday. (LINK)

 This last one STOLEN from RR at
the Reaganite Republican (LINK)

THAT'S ALL FOLKS !

Football ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

GO 49ers !

Football question for ya'....

In 2010 after the Packers / Bills game, 

Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers 

injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb.   

Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback 

Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, 

the Packers injured Michael Vick and another 

 backup was needed.

After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired 

Wade Phillips and most of his staff.

After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota 

fired Brad Childress and most of his staff.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, 49er's 

coach Mike Singletary and most of his staff 

were fired and replaced.

During the Bears playoff game, the Packers 

injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins 

 forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string 

quarterback Caleb Hanie.

So here's the question....Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs in 2010 than Obama?

Thanks for the help girls ! 

I Love Blonds ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer 

on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he 

kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence 

with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 

to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not 

answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time 

he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer

figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and 

 the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly 

accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance 

between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The 

blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 

3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent 

several hours, looking up everything he could on his 

laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone 

calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry 

and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without 

saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point 

and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face 

and handed him a $5 bill.

Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 9/21/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Just A Touch of Wal-Martian

I WON’T say she is a Wal-martian but she does qualify. 

Maybe she  grabbed her daughters shorts and did not realize it.

 

OMG! Stand back – they are ready to explode. 

Look at the seams stretching. 

 

Did anyone notice the tramp stamp? 

Do you think she's a plumber?

 

Thanks Dan !

 

U Didn't Build That by MC 'Bama

NewsBusted 9/18/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

The Libs Would Not Tolerate This, But . . .

A True American Hero brought back to these pages.

Three True American Legacies....

Thanks Dan !

Bigger is Better? ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

NewsBusted 9/14/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

In Case You're Feeling Ugly Again

I'm going to hide my mirrors before I 

change my mind about myself.

Thanks Nominedeus (LINK)

In Case You're Feeling Ugly

I feel better about myself, how about you.

Thanks Nominedeus (LINK)

NewsBusted 9/11/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

On This Day . . . .

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

All I Asked Was Could I Borrow A Newspaper

  Seniors Still Need Print Media

I was visiting my son last night when I asked 

if I could  borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st  century', he said. 'I don't  

waste money on newspapers.  

Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you this, that fly 

never knew what hit him.

Thanks David !

It's Smarter To Travel In Groups

Who Needs ... ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Thanks David !

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

NewsBusted 9/07/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

The Way We Live

 Grab a cup of coffee

 Dine out at your favorite restaurant

 Spend some time at the museum

Meet at a popular diner

 Relax at the beach

 Go to a game

 Going out on a date

Take a drive around town

Thank God I belong to another generation  !!!!

Thanks David !

Irony . . .

Stolen from one who stole it from another.

NewsBusted 9/04/12 ~ NewsBusters.org

Happy Empty Chair Day !

Here is how we celebrated Empty Chair Day

at the Woodsterman Homestead.

Mr. Scam Man . . . by Dan Roberts

T Thanks Allison !

Beer Call

I was standing at the bar at Tin Roof yesterday and
this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me 

and starts drinking
a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz
I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer
you little twat and I don't want to get hurt when 

I thump you.

Thank You Nominedeus (LINK)

Car Wash ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger