I Love Blonds ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer 

on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he 

kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence 

with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 

to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not 

answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time 

he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer

figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and 

 the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly 

accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance 

between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The 

blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 

3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent 

several hours, looking up everything he could on his 

laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone 

calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry 

and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without 

saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point 

and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face 

and handed him a $5 bill.

Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger