A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
(They are still looking for dad !!)
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
(They are still looking for dad !!)
I was liking this until the end!
ReplyDeleteWell, I got my new dishwasher yesterday w/ 15% "Obummer money" and for once, it is black, to match my big toaster oven and microwave. I can't wait until it's installed. The 6 Million to illinois was depleted in 11 hours, So, I'm glad I went to Sears yesterday!
Bunni, you didn't get a white one? Oh, by the way, are you brushing up on your Shakespeare speak? I hear your Mayor wants you to talk that way next week ... what a MORON
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bunni. I liked it until the end. Although, with that response the dad deserved to disappear.
ReplyDeleteTeresa, Learn to laugh .................. at my bruises.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful photo with the joke.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I think she is one of the most beautiful brides I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteOoooo!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Red, Thank you for stopping by. Ooooo is right.
ReplyDeleteHey Odie, are you the guy that stands out in thunderstorms holding up a big iron pole? (I thought it was funny!)
ReplyDeleteAll the time Velcro. That's how I keep my reflexes honed. I have to keep a half a step ahead of these beauties.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you and Red, Odie....Ooooh!
ReplyDeleteOoooh, Spidey !
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