Saturday, July 4, 2009

It's Tough Getting Old


A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"


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4 comments:

  1. Snarky BasterdJuly 4, 2009 at 7:05 AM

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  2. Snarky BasterdJuly 4, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Oh, that's hilarious!

    BTW...That "Flys Revolt, Swarm White House" piece you found a couple weeks ago over at It Don't Make Sense happened to be mine. Stop by and visit my place, Feed Your ADHD, some time for more, much, much more.

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  3. LazyKingJuly 9, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    omg, hilarious.
    I also like naked people, hot or not. Just be naked, hahahahah

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  4. KirstenJuly 15, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Oh my, I think I would have to rethink the nude idea at that age. God bless them!

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