Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXIV

The Thug Kitchen Cookbook

My Travels ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized She was heading straight towards my seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside mine. Eager to strike up a conversation I blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
 
I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen Sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” I said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” I said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba Odie".
 

Thank You So Much, Jan From Diogenes Middle Finger 

Other, Hope They Are As Lucky As I Am, Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way
Register Republic

Meet My Congressman ~ You'll Like Him!

The following is an email sent to me

by my Congressman Tom McClintock.

A man with a BACKBONE!

 

R and R Update at the New Place

 Here's the motorhome with a generous amount of space next

to it, between the neighbor and me.

I tried a new place this Annual R&R and Goof Fest.

As some of you know I've been going to the GSR

(Grand Sierra Resort) for the last 8 years. I started

going there when they were struggling. They aren't

having that problem now. In fact they've almost priced

themselves out of the "Local Market". 

Gold Ranch is my new place.

This new place is right on the border. It has one of

Northern Nevada's nicest RV Parks. It is a small place

with only machines and no gaming tables. I'm an at

"the bar with video poker machines" kind of guy, and

that's about a third of what this place is. I was there

for six nights and enjoyed their great restaurant for

about half the price that GSR charged. They would

even serve me at the bar my $8.99 Prime Rib Dinner.

Anyway, here's some photos of the R&R.  

 Different angle and notice grass instead of GSR asphalt.

 

 Here's a view of the Casino from the street in front of the motorhome. It's only a few hundred feet to walk there, but

it's close to a half a mile at GSR.

 

 Here's the view from the front of the motorhome.

 

 Here's a view from the bar looking down.

Can you believe I had only one coin in

on that Royal Flush. I won $62.50 instead

of the $1300.72 if I had played 5 coins.

OH WELL! 

 

And here's the scene in the motorhome getting Saturday's

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style ready. Of course it's Beefeater on the rocks.

Is it Thursday Already?

Well Boyz and Girlz, I'm back from my annual 

R&R in Reno. I didn't announce it ahead of time

for obvious reasons. There was a time I would give

a daily critique of my antics, but these are newer

times. I wrote this a week ago, so I assume I'm

all rested and ready to go. 

I tried a new place this time and maybe tomorrow

I'll evaluate it for you.

Wednesday Libcrap

This last one has my vote.

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Twofer Funner Tuesday . . . Or More . . .

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Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXIII

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