NewsBusted 8/13/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

A Rare Norman Rockwell Print

For those of us who appreciate fine art, here's a rare print of Norman Rockwell's famous, "Cat Prevents House Fire".

Thanks Trailbee (you're going to get me in trouble)

I Met An Older Women At A Bar

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked 

pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too 

bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably 

had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever 

had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered 

what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's 

your lucky night.'
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the 

hall light and shouted upstairs: 

'Mom...you still awake?'

Thank You Trailbee!

RedNeckishness ........

Thank You Trailbee!

DUDE!

I've been missing in action. Doing a show.

Could you tell?

Flying ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

THE NEW WAY TO FLY..........

MAKE SURE YOU READ THE ADVANTAGES BELOW............

Dump the male flight  attendants.  Nobody ever wanted them in the first  place....

Replace all the female flight attendants with  good-looking strippers!  What the hell – they don't even serve  food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would triple  the alcohol sales (at a minimum) and get a 'party atmosphere' going in  the cabin.  And, of course, every businessman in this country  would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of  the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving  even more money.  I suspect tips would be so good that we could  charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of  the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims  would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked  women.  Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the  airline industry would see record revenues.  Sell BBQ pork  sandwiches from a vending machine in the back just to make damn sure  the Muslims stay away.

This is definitely a win-win situation  if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into  an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?  Do I  still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill  Clinton

Thank You Trailbee!

Other Flyers and Rule 5 ers:

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba 

Wet T-Shirt Winner!

What, you were expecting something else?

Thanks David!

RedNeck Fun ..............

 Thank You Trailbee.

Let's Visit Walmart ... Shall We

It's been a long time hasn't it.

 And ... bringing up the rear ...

It's been too long ... Thank you People of Walmart dot com (LINK)

NewsBusted 8/05/14 ~ NewsBusters.org