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Thursday, January 9, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Monday, January 6, 2014
US WWII Production
During the
3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started
with the
Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended
with the surrender of Germany and Japan
in 1945, the U.S. produced:
Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended
with the surrender of Germany and Japan
in 1945, the U.S. produced:
• 22 aircraft
carriers,
• 8
battleships,
• 48 cruisers,
• 349
destroyers,
• 420 destroyer
escorts,
• 203
submarines,
• 34 million
tons of merchant ships,
• 100,000
fighter aircraft,
• 98,000 bombers,
• 24,000
transport aircraft,
• 58,000
training aircraft,
• 93,000 tanks,
• 93,000 tanks,
• 257,000
artillery pieces,
• 105,000
mortars,
• 3,000,000
machine guns, and
• 2,500,000
military trucks.
We put 16.1
million men in uniform in the various
armed services,
invaded Africa,
invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle
for the Atlantic,
planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
Thanks Dan !
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Three Dogs ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the Yellow Labrador and said,
struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the Yellow Labrador and said,
"So why are you here?"
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab.
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked,
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked,
"Why are you here?"
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything
I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and she was
bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on
her back and started humping away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything
I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and she was
bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on
her back and started humping away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" The Great Dane said,
"Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!
Thanks Dan!
Other Soaped Up Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Friday, January 3, 2014
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
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