SUNDAY STUFF . . .

Thanks David!

Cars, Sex, and Lee Trevino ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

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  I Mow My Own Yard

  It was this refreshing sense of humour that made 

Lee have some of the biggest crowds following him 

at the various PGA tours! He was a real "Crowd entertainer!"
Lee  Trevino: a true story, you gotta love  him.

 One  day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a  professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak  English?"
Lee  responded, "Yes Ma'am, I  do."
The  lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard  work?"
Lee  said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with  her."
The  lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped  off.

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For the Ladies: A Sexy Car Wash

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And finally for Marine:

I looked everywhere for sexy girls signing so

you would understand the post. This is as close

as I could come. I hope you enjoyed the photos

anyway. 

Thanks Dan for Lee Trevino

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power

NewsBusted 7/11/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Sex In The Shower

SEX IN THE SHOWER
In a recent survey commissioned by President Obama, 

his supporters have proven to be the most likely to have 

had sex in the shower.
 

The survey was carried out for Democrats by a leading 

soap and toiletries firm.
 

The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said 

that they have had sex in the shower.
 

The remaining 14% said they haven’t been to prison yet.

Black Cab

You just got to love the Brits.

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.  

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because 

as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen 

to music because in the time of the prophet there was no 

music, especially Western music which is the music of 

the infidel.
 
 The cab driver politely switched off the radio, 

stopped the cab and opened the door.
 
  The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
 
  The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there 

were no taxis, so get out  and wait for a camel!"

Note To The Woodstermanites

Photo of Sexy Babe for Marine ...

Sitting here waiting and waiting and waiting for Jodi

to put out the new NewsBusted video, and getting irritated.

I wanted to thank all of you for your patience with the old

Woodsterman. It has been a wild last ten days doing the

two shows. We had two days in the middle but that was it.

I had wifi at the last show, but I also had battery issues. I

really want to thank you for your understanding, and your

understanding of why I couldn't make my usual rounds to

visit all of you. I really hate when I can't keep up with your

posts. Yesterday was a clean up day with putting our inventory

away, cleaning out the motorhome, and starting projects to

replace the inventory that sold.

I want to give a special thanks to "Trailbee" who came for a

visit while I was in Homewood. That is one special lady. More

of our relationship, a bank, and Cruz Here.

I never write this much. I'm back, but will be a little slow

getting my rounds caught up. The bookwork and small

ring boxes is on my schedule today.

Scandal

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” 

Jim: "You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one.

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.” 

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it!
You mean that 65 million uninformed ignorant liberal voters stuck
us again with the most corrupt administration in American history ?!?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!!! 

Cheeky Church Story

A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and her
breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist. So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about
the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub
them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to
shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green
persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker
up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile.

 

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning
the minister walked up to the pulpit and said...

 

“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday”

Blond 4th Weekend ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one 

night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. 

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through 

his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 

4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What 

makes you think you can stereotype women that way? 

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with 

her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who 

keep women like me from being respected at work 

and in the community and from reaching our full 

 potential as a person. Because you and your kind 

continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only 

blondes, but women in general, and all in the name 

of humor!" 

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and 

the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking 

to that little shit on your knee."

The Boy King of Africa III

The photos are still coming in from the Boy

King's trip. Looks like the moochers had a 

great time on our dime, or should I say

$100,000,000.00

Meanwhile, I have to work the 4th and the

weekend to pay my taxes to pay for the Boy

King's trip. So, as before these posts have

been prerecorded for your enjoyment. I should

know by now if I can visit yous guys, but this

was prerecorded too ... does any of this make

sense?

Thanks Ron at TOTUS (LINK)
and Obama Cartoons (LINK)