Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
The Preacher
A South
Carolina
pastor said to
his
congregation,
“Someone in
this
congregation
has spread a
rumor
that I
belong to the
Ku Klux Klan.
This is a
horrible
lie
and one which
a Christian
community
cannot
tolerate. I am
embarrassed
and do not
intend to
accept this.
Now, I want
the party who
said this to
stand and ask
forgiveness
from God and
this
Christian
family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face
me and admit
this is a
falsehood?
Remember,
you
will be
forgiven and
in your heart
you will feel
glory. Now
stand and
confess your
transgression."
Again, all was quiet .
Then,
slowly, a
drop-dead
gorgeous
beauty with a
body that
would stop a
runaway train
rose from the
third pew. Her
head was bowed
and her voice
quivered as
she spoke,
"Reverend
there has been
a
terrible
misunderstanding.
I never said
you were a
member of the
Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told
a couple
of my
friends that
you were a
wizard under
the sheets."
Monday, August 27, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
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