Can You Text ?

 I
 

Just
 

Learned
 

How
 

To
 

Text Message

Gettin pretty good at it too!

NewsBusted 3/4/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Went Through A "Stopsign" On The Way To WalMart? 2

Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows,

and even red balloons!!!! Unfortunately these “Lucky Charms” aren’t magically delicious.

 Nothing runs like a Deere? You should have seen me haul ass when I saw her.

 Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose

after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights?

I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too! They really do have everything now.

Our friend "Stopsign" was kind enough to send me these. Hat/Tip: STOPSIGN

Went Through A "Stopsign" On The Way To WalMart?

 Hershey’s has a new butterscotch chip! Now, somebody go get us a few barrels of cookie dough.

Halloween shopping tip: You don’t need to wear last year’s costume to shop for this year’s.

By the way, is the lady in red wearing the same? I can’t believe more than one person bought these shorts?

 I hope you just injured that foot from kicking your own ass for wearing that out in public.

 I was going to count how many sizes too small that is but I’ve only got like 20 years of education.

If there is anyone out there with a doctorate in

Quantum Physics that would like to give it a try, we would welcome the answer. 

What has to happen in your life for you to just say “f*** it” and then leave your house with your toddler’s 3T on?

Our friend "Stopsign" was kind enough to send me these. Hat/Tip: STOPSIGN

NewsBusted 3/1/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

"O" Let's Visit The Troops

I heard the President's visit to the troops didn't go so well...

Hat Tip to that wonderful funny Lady Stopsign @ Lonely is the Nights

Short Last Names ....

 

Why NFL Quarterbacks Need Short Last names...

Thanks David !

It's Time To Start Caring About Husbands

It's about time someone started caring about husbands! 

They should be given a medal. 

Banner Out in Front of a PUB in Darwin

MY KIND OF PLACE !

Rule #5 Woodsterman Style !

Oh baby ... let's sleep in today.

Biting The Bullet ... Cutting Expenses ...

I HOPE YOU WILL PARTICIPATE, AND DO YOUR PART !

The  President ordered the cabinet to cut a whopping $100 million from the $3.5 trillion federal budget!
I'm so impressed by this  sacrifice that I have decided to do the same thing with my personal budget.  I spend about $2000 a month on groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc, but it's time to get out the budget cutting ax, go line by line through my expenses, and cut back!
I'm going  to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio -1/35,000 of my total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending $2000 a month; I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents!

Yes, I'm going to have to get by with  $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice is all about. I'll just have to do  without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries. (Did the pres actually  think no one would do the math?)

 John Q.  Taxpayer

Award winning bumper sticker!

Thanks David !